I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
I wanna kiss someone will someone volunteer
a pizza boy stands in the kitchen groaning at the night shift he has to work at when he could be watching the oscars but then suddenly the phone rings and his eyes light up at the words “hello this is ellen and i’ll need 99 boxes of pizza delivered to the dolby theatre asap”
I was always puzzled by this quote, because of this
and there is always this
So, when he says that Jen is his first real kiss in a movie, that can only be reasonably interpreted in one of three ways.
- Jen’s kisses were so memorable, they made him forget all his others; or
- There was actual tongue in Jen and Josh’s kisses; or
- Kissing Jen feels “real”.
Let that last one sink in for a minute.
I love showering i could shower forever i want to shower now but i did yesterday