our friend noah
almost got mugged today
they were like “give us your money”
and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY
and it worked
WHAT THE FUCK????
me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back
WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER
*sighs for 3 years straight*
*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*
May the force be ever in your favor, Harry.
if u smell good, we cool
back in my day the reblog button was on the top. we had to scroll 15 miles through the snow, uphill both ways.